Akhhh !! So mad yβall !!! (βWhen in Texasβ, Am I right? Smhβ¦ π€·π½ββοΈπ€ π)
Honestly wasnβt planning to write again SO soon! Not after the greatness I literally just published last night! Your welcome...
(And yes I do perceive my works as actual literary masterpieces, and no thank you, I do not suffer from an inflated egoβ¦ am just naturally observant, especially when it comes to the architecture of words, and my architecture is sexy as shitβ¦in my humble opinion βΊοΈ)
Was really hoping for a more zen-like morning rise (Especially after another reduced night of beauty rest and sleep. Itβs an actual biological miracle wonder at this point that this face continues to be as adorable as it is! Somebody should study that shit, or maybe just ask me out βΊοΈ)
Again in my defense, I did warn you in bullet numero uno, regarding my astute observation skills. I observe said cuteness every time I look into the mirror baby πβ¦Mostlyβ¦ Kindaβ¦ Sigh
<Insert βThank Youβ speech dedicated to Mama & Baba for their individually amazing genetics that in their romantic convergence led to my DNA composition π β¦ and its (obvious) translated greatness π>
<Also disclaimer/reminder to my WHOLE loyal fan base of 32 followers / 29 subscribers, I m not an egotistical psychopathβ¦ βScoutβs honorβ, potentially, had I attended such an establishmentβ¦>
But instead am out here wishing I knew some kind of digital Shaolin kung-fu mastery to thwart the evil Meta forces and their latest attempt to squash my words! Stop squashing on me Mark Zuckerberg ! I donβt like it one bit ! Am just out here trying to save our babies man !!
Anyways, did not realize how much Markie Mark here had in common with a lady by the name of Britney Spears⦠The commonality you inquire?
Some words from this musical verse: Oops!... I Did It Againβ¦. mainly actually just those words, rest donβt apply at all to this context (context being broken American dreams, shattered Western ideals, dead Palestinian babies etc.)
β‘οΈ Reference to previous squashing for those that missed it..
Now, moving on to todayβs βincidentββ¦
Date: Tuesday March 19 2024
Time: 5:31 am CST
Location: My bedroom (Somewhere in Frisco TX, but you probably already knew that Mark!)
Character(s): Just me (Sighβ¦ Apparently cute guys donβt like it when you talk about saving dead babies, not βstimulatingβ β¦ if you catch my driftβ¦ down underβ¦ if I wasnβt already so clear)
The Plot:
The latest assassination attempt from Meta (And their not-so-fearless leader) on my earned integral Yankee Doodle civil liberties and speech freedom (Yes, I am a US citizen. Donβt get me started on the therapy I will not be getting to deal with that fact. Only bright light in this sordid business is I was naturalized in 2014 under the beautiful, handsome, eloquent, charming, funny, beautiful (yes I know I said it twice) Barack Obamaβ¦ π₯°)
I may have a slight crushβ¦ sorry Michelle βΊοΈ Promise I would never try any funny business with your man, you know, if I ever actually got the chance to meet him (Though, please note I will most definitely be asking him for a hug right away, AND pictures. I have set that precedent for myself, and am not looking back. Just ask my good olβ pals Paul & Greg π€)
Sorry, I couldnβt resist adding this additional red herring before I continue on with plotβ¦Pictures taken in Chicago August 2023 (See what I mean? Always friggin adorable?!)
Okay! The plot! It happened mostly like this⦠(Am really tired)
I was innocently scrolling through my social media in bed, doing my social activism and all, re-sharing posts about π΅πΈ, liking and/or commenting, making some funny jokes on them (because am naturally so dang funny), maybe a sprinkle of βlightβ yelling/scolding (Come on man, theyβre still killing our babies so cut me some slack will ya?)
And then lo and behold, the algorithm got me! Ouchβ¦Yes it hurt! (My headβ¦and heart mostly is where it got meβ¦ no physical scars to display for your sympathy, or better yet your frigginβ empathy, whenever you finally decide to bestow some upon us!)
So now apparently per Meta and gang, am trying to βencourage violenceβ because I simply re-shared an IG post showing a man trying really really hard to resuscitate a dying girl that lay by her dead fatherβ¦ If you happen to be cool or cool-adjacent like my nerdy ass, and are connected with me on IG, then you know most of my βstory resharesβ just include my go-to emoji series βπ΅πΈππβ
Yes Iβm that creative sometimes! Came up with that sequence ALL by my lonesome π€!
Translation of which equates to, in my mind β¬οΈ
Palestine | My broken heart | Praying for peace
Of which a permanent ceasefire would be a heck of a great start to securing emoji # 3 outcome by the way, World Leaders & international constipated bodies of βsupposed justiceβ we keep patiently waiting for to provide βsaid justiceββ¦
Ahem Ahemβ¦ Please???Itβs getting really old Markie Mark to have to play these games with you and your manipulative murky machine. I wish so much that you were an actual good guyβ¦. not whatever monstrosity βthis isββ¦ Sigh
Good Night... Oh Shoot.. Forget that! It's 7:13 am CST and I gotta go work !
Yalla Bye π
Funny, sad, and infuriating. Well done!
Meta is historically bad at misapplying censorship by being too protective of some groups of users feelings and seeming to feel other groups of users rights are less of a priority. They're generally shit with women in general, progressives and/or anything other than the tech bro libertarian status quo. They're egregious with anything related to Palesine/Gaza/Genocide/Starvation/war crimes.